Tuesday, February 23, 2010

When You Sit and Ponder Your Life...

There is a reason you're pondering. Because you're not happy with the way things are or are headed. Because you truly want change, but just aren't sure how to go about it. Because you need something, but you're not sure how to get it. You my friend are human!

Try to find the positive in the negative. Think long and hard before you act or you might regret the result you get. Time is worth the wait. If you don't think it is, move forward to a new path. If you are unhappy, it's because you are unhappy with yourself. Change you if you want something different tomorrow. Denial that it's your problem is stupidity. We all have bad days, but the sun will shine when it and you are ready!

Lady Buck$

Friday, February 12, 2010

Hallmark Holiday

Still trying to figure out the meaning of Valentines Day.....it's fuckin stupid! I have voiced my opinion many many many times on my feelings of dislike for this stupid holiday. First of all, are the kids out of school on this Holiday? Unless it's on the weekend, NO! Which tells me it's not a real HOLIDAY!!! My friend Craig put it best....it's a get out of jail free day! Your in a relationship, don't care what the fuck your status is, if you go out of your way to make this particular day special then you suck ass!


I am sooooooo sick of hearing bitches say "My man better send me flowers or I'm going to be pissed"! She's saying that because she is never shown an ounce of extra affection on any day other than Valentines Day, Birthday, Anniversary or Christmas. And if you forget that day, your SCREWED!!!!

Someone who is given an extra bit of something on a day just because it's a day and he/she is thinking of you than you are the luckiest person ever. It doesn't even have to be expensive, just a note when you wake up, a card when you get home, or flowers cause it's Wednesday and they are thinking about you. Just something they are doing just because they want to remind you that you are amazing. That is true, deep and will get the best response.

Women, we have to equally do they same for our men. If you want the extra, then you give the extra (don't send flowers cause that's weird). The little things even men appreciate. If the effort you make is not given back then maybe that’s not the man for you. However, a man of maturity and strength will recognize your efforts and will give 10 times back. It is never a competition, just the way you decide to express yourself to them.

So my ladies, don't expect those flowers and chocolates on Valentines Day! Appreciate them if you receive. Men, if you are only showing your woman on that day you care, then you need to grow the fuck up and find you someone who makes you want to do cartwheels cause this one just isn't it for you. Or your just stupid! :) Don't be an ass everyday and think that shit will make up for it! And ladies if you are buying that 4 times a year shit when they are really douche bags then quite frankly you deserve each other. Just don't invite me to the wedding cause I'm not going to hold your hand in the divorce.

Love each other; spoil each other with kindness throughout the year. Does that mean you should never fight? No! Does that mean you should never have different opinions? NO! You know what it means!

Fuck Valentines Day! And fuck the population of people who support it! MUAH

The ever truthful,

Lady Buck$

Friday, February 5, 2010

I receive a picture message to my phone....OH MY!

OMG!!!! Men that send pictures of their wenises to us women. Hell maybe they are doing it to men to, but this is a blog from my perspective so we won't go there. (wink) There are 2 sides to every story so I'm going to give you the 2 sides of the women. Yes we have 2 sides....and if you've known us long enough you get it! lol


Side 1: The I'm really unsure of myself so I need to met lots of men and maybe sleep with a few of them because I can side. Men like to refer to these women as whores, but they are just pissed they are getting more than them!

So if you send a pic of your wenis to this woman, she enjoys it. Here's why: It takes the process of going out, having drinks, wasting time out of the equation. She doesn't give a shit about your hopes and dreams and all that bullshit. She just wants to know if she'll care about all that later when she's got you in the bed. If you ain't got the goods, that bitch ain't calling you back. If you do, then hey you might get a couple weeks out of her til you do something minimally stupid that she'll make a big deal and end it. Why? Cause she's already met the next one she's found something about that you just don't have. Bitch, I know right?

Holy shit now that bitch as an application process to her lady thangs! (I'd like to thank Erica for that term "lady thangs"!) Process of elimination people. Send her a pic and that bitch don't call you back, you might need years of therapy and a penis extension. Sorry but true boys!!! However if you send her a pic and she is making plans to meet! Score! You just got laid! P.S. don't use the zoom lense, that really pisses them off when they find out the truth!

Side 2: The I just want to find a man that likes me for who I am and blah blah blah!

DO NOT send that woman a pic of your so called man hood. She will never speak to you again and if you think you can send her a pic you must have misinterpreted her for side 1. What the fuck were you thinking? You think sending her a picture of your dick is going to get you a second date? Umm no, cause now all she's thinking about is the dumb stupid ass son of a bitch just wants to get in my pants! I don't give a shit if that is what you want. You can't go about it that way with this one! (I won't go into the politics of how to correctly play her, even though I do know how, I just won't do it.) The only time she wants this picture is if your in a relationship, you've run out of ideas to keep it hot or things are REALLY hot and you know for sure 100% that she'll get some enjoyment out of it and she will show you how much later.

By chance you do send her a picture and it's a GOOOODDDD one, she'll hit you up soon, but she just got what she wanted til Mr. Right comes along and then you just got played.

To snap or not to snap? From this you'll have to figure it out on your own, but take caution. I wouldn't want any men getting their feelings hurt because it just isn't good enough or men to get played because they weren't good enough.

The Lovely Lady Buck$